Flying At Half-Assed
Jun24

Flying At Half-Assed

I want to talk about something that has clogged up my newsfeed on Facebook. I feel that if it were not for this website, I would have deleted my Facebook a long time ago. However, this controversy is all because of a flag. I never thought that I would see a debate over a flag that flew in the battlefield over 150 years ago. It really seems weird to me that the battle flag of the Confederate States would be the topic of a heated...

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Dear Santa from Richard
Dec24

Dear Santa from Richard

Dear Santa, I hope Mrs. Claus and you are doing well this year. I may be 30 years old, but I still believe in the magic of Christmas and you. I know that you are a busy individual, and you get millions of letters a year. I really would like for you to take the time to read this. Santa, first off, I know you have enough magic to make this happen. I would love for it to snow on Christmas Day. I have never really been able to experience...

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Dear Santa From Emerson Braddock
Dec24

Dear Santa From Emerson Braddock

Could I get a few million to get the stress of life off my shoulders, please? Yes, I know it‘s a lot. I‘ve been good all my life and feel like I‘m owed something. Last year, you granted me an early Christmas present, my divorce. Now, if you could pull through for me and the kids on some money… we‘d all appreciate it. Also, could you get Cage to keep a promise? That‘d be nice too. I’d like a...

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Self-Help for the Helpless Christmas
Dec20

Self-Help for the Helpless Christmas

The holidays are ruled by an over stimulation of depression and mass amounts of rum. So before you drink yourself into a coma or the New Year, depending on how much egg nog you can hold, let me help. If you do not know who I am, let me introduce myself. My name is Stick Figure (The Mistletoe is over the door so I can use my tongue. Not to mention my stocking is very well hung. At Christmas, most kids ask Santa for a pony. And I just...

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Who Wants To Win Christmas Movies or Money?
Dec14

Who Wants To Win Christmas Movies or Money?

During The 13 Days Of Christmas, we are going to be giving away some amazing things to make your holiday just a little brighter. First off, We have the The Show Us Your Limbs Christmas Contest!!! All you have to do is like our Facebook page, and post a picture of your Christmas Tree. You could win a Hoodie, a coffee mug, or Cash. It is as simple as that. I a lot of you decorate a tree, but this year, get something awesome for all the...

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