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To the in laws: In my defense…
Oct15

To the in laws: In my defense…

For starters, I’m not exactly a smooth talker when it comes to people who are traditional and reserved, especially for someone of my lineage. I’m by no means “old school” when it comes to the Asian background and traditions of being that submissive wife who does what she’s told. In fact, I’m quite the opposite meaning I am very brutally, and disturbingly opinionated and open with my thoughts and...

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A Very Special PSA
Sep17

A Very Special PSA

This is a very special Public Service Announcement by your friends here at The Buzz Kill Magazine. Had this been an actual PSA, your scheduled watching of Jerry Springer would have been interrupted by an ABC After School Special. Do they still even make those anymore? Oh well, and now A very special PSA. I am all for sweet talk in relationships, hell, I think some relationships need little things said back and forth. I feel that if...

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Breaking The Bottle
Sep16

Breaking The Bottle

Alcoholism seems to be becoming a larger problem in this world than perhaps ever before. We live in a shitty world full of negativity, murderous pricks, abundant drugs, and very little love. Every time I turn on the news, someone’s found in a gutter, another child is missing, another bank has been robbed, or someone has lost their life to a driver under the influence. There is so much hate and stress in today‚Äôs world that...

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Assistance: Alice Has Phone Sex
Sep14

Assistance: Alice Has Phone Sex

It is now time for a new episode of the webseries Assistance. In the last episode, we had to watch Alice deliver a cooler of The Actresses feces and a cooler of peanut butter. This poor girl is going through hell, just to live the Hollywood dream. In the newest episode, Alice has to do the unthinkable and have phone sex with The Actresse’s man and Alice, just wants to get him off…… The Phone Related articles...

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Living in Technicolor
Aug28

Living in Technicolor

I want you to think about what it is like to take a really long road trip. Say your friends and yourself are traveling all night long to get to your favorite destination to party one last time before the summer is over. On your drive of drinking sodas and eating Funyuns, it occurs to me that someone in said car is going to have to go to the bathroom. This stop requires the driver to find a gas station that is open for 24 hours....

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