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Living in Technicolor
Aug28

Living in Technicolor

I want you to think about what it is like to take a really long road trip. Say your friends and yourself are traveling all night long to get to your favorite destination to party one last time before the summer is over. On your drive of drinking sodas and eating Funyuns, it occurs to me that someone in said car is going to have to go to the bathroom. This stop requires the driver to find a gas station that is open for 24 hours....

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A Mistake Without Regret
Aug20

A Mistake Without Regret

Have you ever done something that you thought would be the greatest decision of your life? After, a little bit about that decision you realize that you actually made a grave mistake? I guess, the ideal term for the situation is a mistake without regret. I know that sounds like an oxymoron, but it truly fits the feeling that I have today. It has been a long journey from the place I was last year. The journey to get where I am at now is...

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Robin Williams
Aug19

Robin Williams

On Monday, August 11, 2014, the world lost a great man. Robin Williams was found unresponsive in his home and it was suspected to be a suicide via asphyxiation. I’m in my thirties and I’ve been through a few celebrity deaths, but none has had the impact on me that Robin Williams’ death is having. My heart is aching and my eyes are tearing. Robin Williams has been with me for 31 years. I have very vague memories of Mork, but I wanted...

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Word Vomit
Jul16

Word Vomit

A Night A man in the freshly paved street is on fire He had a tongue ring and long blonde hair, looked a lot like Axl Rose at 35 He flirted with me, used ridiculous lines, something about emotional security. Later I watched him get arrested for possession in the parking lot arguing with police, saying that he was just using the bathroom; “How you gonna arrest me for using the bathroom!” He sounded so ‘come upon.’ That voice, nonsense....

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A Very Special P.S.A.
Jul06

A Very Special P.S.A.

This is a very special Public Service Announcement from your friends here at The Buzz Kill Magazine. If this were an actual Public Service Announcement, it would be followed up by a cheesy after school special on the ABC Network as it takes the place of The Jerry Springer Show!!! Bastards. And now a very special PSA!!! I think that we have become very spoiled in this ever-changing world of technology. I am looking at all the people...

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